So i’m sitting here with love and hip hop Miami playing in the back round with our blind dog Barney who has farted non stop and growled randomly in his sleep- everyone meet Barney, if hes not sleeping and farting or growling he’s wanting someone to play with and i mean play, his favourite game is “are you going to catch him” with a bouncy ball where i am expected to sit on the lounge room floor, say those magic words and bouncing the ball while he attempts to catch it and i’m being dead ass. he also loves when he hears you in the kitchen its his playtime que but it turns into a make it out of the kitchen alive type situation for you.

I know you’re wondering how a blind dog can do or does anything to do with a Bouncy ball believe me when i say it gets harder to believe the things he does and loves to do, stop wondering how, because i don’t know. no, he doesn’t talk but he knows Exactly what you’re saying and what it means for example if you said “the V word”- he know’s your’re about to Vacuum so he’ll get all excited about it and if he cant find a bouncy ball he will hit you with another toy and like everything its a game so you must try and vacumie while entertaining a blind dog and his demands before he shits in the house (overly Excitement shit) or the Vacuum battery dies…………….

*Fav food - Lamb/Chicken/Pork- ‘people style’ (cant have all 3 because they make him sick, it doesn’t bother him but it bothers mum when she wakes up at 5:30am and he’s thrown up somewhere (9/10 on an inside mat)

*fav colour - whatever hes imagining at the time

*hobbies - piss everyone off until he gets what he wants, non stop playing, trying to trip you over with whatever ball or toy hes put directly behind you most likely while you’re standing in the kitchen making his dinner, See how many times he gets whacked in the head with the Vacuum cleaner because he thinks its a game.