Oh lord where do i even start with these two.

Okay lets skip the shit and first and ill tell you a little bit about them both (they say opposite attract and well.. i can’t argue with that, they could not be any more different).

Everyone meet Dad aka ‘elly cat’

Dad jokes non stop, immature to the point where its so painful it makes you do some self reflection and then you will relate to his antics and understand him.

(i can’t stress the painful part of getting to know him).

72 years of age thinks hes 27, 2 heart attacks, type 2 diabetic, 4 stents from heart attack number 1, almost blind in both eyes actually has specially made contact lenses and if they’re not in.. all he see’s if a blur, on medication up to his eye balls and hates that so much it actually pains him to his core but like bro keep taking those heart meds pumping because ya need them but despite his own health problems he will put himself out to help everyone else, some say its a curse he thinks its a blessing (ask mum about that one haha).

typical dad convinced hes always in the wrong and mums always at him about something, can never do anything right (but that’s his reality and in this house we have learnt how to take other’s and their feelings in to consideration and accept all 3 as individuals.